Thoughts of an average person

ACTA: SOPA and PIPA's big brother,

2012-01-27T02:56:00.000-08:00

https://www.laquadrature.net/wiki/How_to_act_against_ACTA

THATS ACTA. the worst possible thing that could happen. Don't like the Idea of it all?

Sign the petition.

https://www.accessnow.org/page/s/just-say-no-to-acta

CHORD OVERSTREET!

2012-01-22T08:18:00.000-08:00

I'm talking to one of my greatest inspirations RIGHT NOW!
*half an hour later*
I just finished talking to Chord Overstreet! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF! this is so exciting! He said that, if he could, He'll give me a shoutout! And then he added me on facebook and he viewed this very blog!
Chord, if you're reading this, I LOVE YOU! and i'll never forget that time when you said you loved all your fans and me too <3

My math test

2012-01-20T19:25:00.000-08:00

I started writing a book bout optimism, but i figured it wouldn't sell so I gave up. Also yesterday was a tough day in school. We had a math test.

*school* In class: 1+1=2

In homework: 1+2+7=10

In test: if richard has 4 oranges and gives 1 away, calculate the sun's mass.

There's this singer named "Greyson Chance" who i am completely and utterly AMAZED WITH! He has real talent and is just like a professional in so many ways, i can't fathom why anyone'd not want to like him. I've fallen in love with his voice and his songs, and most importantly, HIM!

I was stalking my classmates, the girls, yesterday on Facebook. Since when have bathrooms become photo booths? The guys all have something about rappers in their profiles. What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like,"Girrrl , Ima take your clothes off... and give them to the homeless person down the street, yeaaaah!"

So i get this question, what do i do when i'm bored.... To answer that, i usually text random number saying "I hid the body!" or as a joke i text them hi and then they ask who i am and i tell them that they havnt met me yet and that i'm from the future... hilarious stuff.

72 minutes of silence for Megaupload

2012-01-20T19:15:00.000-08:00

When you dream, everything seems normal, but when you wake up, you just kinda think "What the heck was I thinking?!"

So yesterday I was in this grocery store here in Singapore, called "Fair Price", and since the Chinese new year is about to begin, it was FREAKING CROWDED! So many people, and it was one of those crowds where its crowded, but nobody touches each other. I chose this day to wear bad clothes for grocery shopping. Hot guys everywhere!

Just had a nice breakfast, and now I'm full, yet hungry. Does this happen to anyone else? On the sidelined topics, I met a cool guy called Jamie, and he's really kind and nice. Also, i saw the movies "Grown ups" and "Horrible Bosses" YOU SHOULD SEE THEM! They're amazing!

R.I.P. Megaupload. Let us have 72 minutes of silence for it. I'm glad the SOPA bill hasn't passed! i cant live a day without 9gag, or facebook or twitter, let alone the rest of my life. If you guys want to follow me on twitter and read my hilarious tweets, follow me- @IQuoteLOLcomedy

I tweet first before blogging, so you'll find many more funny quotes (its kinda obvious you will from my username) in my twitter account!

-Laters-

Prez for my parents on why i need XBOX

2012-01-20T02:57:00.001-08:00

Researchers have found that kids who clock regular consoletime may have better-developed brains. Plus, video games can improve theirhand–eye coordination, their grip on science and even their IQ.

Whoever said that video games are bad for you clearly didn’tdo their research! I took the liberty to conduct my own study and after alittle time on Google I would like to present to you some great reasons for whyvideo games are actually good for you.

1. Video games can make you more creative.

A study conducted by Michigan StateUniversity, published online in the journal Computers in Human Behavior,suggests that kids who play video games tend to be more creative. I'm not sureexactly how you measure a person's creativity levels, but maybe video gamedesigners should fine-tune their games to develop even more creativity withusers. That would be real cool.

2. Video games can help improve your vision.

Researchers at Nottingham University foundthat most video games could help people with vision problems. These games couldachieve in one hour, the same results it would take eye patches 400 hours toachieve. Wow! That's pretty amazing.

3. Video games can help improve yourdecision-making skills.

Having trouble making up your mind? Tryvideo games. Fast action video games "help train people to make quick,accurate decisions in all aspects of life, new findings suggest." So nexttime your lady can't decide what to wear, sit her down in front of the Xbox foran hour.

4. Video games improve your attention span.

Studies show that video games can helpincrease your attention span, improving people's driving skills and abilitiesto multi-task. Sounds pretty good to me.

5. Gaming can sharpen your memory.

Get this, researchers are using video gamesin rehabilitation programs to help slow or reverse the "cognitive declinethat comes with ageing." So next time daddy can’t find his EZ Link card...Yep,it's time for XBOX!

6. Playing games can improve hand-eye coordination.

7. look, there's no substitute for gettin'classroom learning on, but video games challenge and workout the brain indifferent ways. READ THIS to find out how.

8. Video games help reduce pain.
Both physical and mental pain!

9. Strengthens family bonds!

1. Would make me happy.

So I think that for my birthday, I need anXboX 360 with Skyrim- That's because playing games often involvesproblem-solving, achieving goals or overcoming obstacles - skills thateducators applaud. So parents, relax. You may not get it, or like it, but Iwould be learning more than just how to smash dinosaurs!

My best comeback ever

2012-01-19T04:14:00.000-08:00

I'm thinking bout pick-up lines. "Are you a tower? because Eiffel for you!" is the best i could come up with!
Also, i was thinking about the SOPA crap. Aren't laws supposed to be made to serve the people? SOPA does NOT serve the people. nuh-uh.

So today i thought i was broke, then i put my hands in my Jean pockets (Annoying habit #2), and YEAH i found a solid S$10! It was like a surprise for me, by me! Don't you just love it when that happens? but the problem came with getting change for the tenner, since all i wanted ws 40C for a drink. Heck no, i return to class sad that all I could get was a tenner and not a soda barley drink.

I'm thinking about my ex all of a sudden. I'm not Adele, bro. I don't wish the best for you. I WANT YOU TO DIE! Today he asked me to admit I didn't like him.
him: "Say it to my face!"
me: "But it hurts my eyes!"
BEST. COMEBACK. I. HAVE. EVER. MADE.

oh i just thought of another pick-up line:
Roses re red, violets are blue, if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you!
NERDCORE COMEDY 4 LYFE!

Mascara is made up of bat poop

2012-01-18T06:19:00.001-08:00

my mom is getting pretty annoyed with my tech addiction, especially when I'm on the computer.
Mom please, Bill gates dropped out of college and spent hours in front of a computer... so if I were you, I would leave me alone.

So today my cousin came over an applied tons of Mascara on her face. then I told her that mascara is made of bats poop. You're welcome, ladies. Ots like Younger girls put make up and look older, while older women put makeup and look younger. Secrets of makeup are best not to be questioned!

I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. That would be so cool! seein as though both of us suffer from insomnia. My best friend is not my boyfriend, it's a girl who I think is amazing, has an extravagant personality and awe capturing eyes and a heavenly smile. im not a girl who brags about her boyfriend being her best friend. There's a line between relationships and friendships, that most people don't see. but I'm not one to tell, being single and all.

Today I couldn't finish my chemistry assignment. the teacher forgot about the homework until a nerd reminded her. I don't like those who always remind the teacher for the test or homework, dude what's your problem?

Oh well. Thanks for reading so far, to all the ladies who haven't heard this tonight, you're beautiful! and to all the guys: You the man! :) xx

Plátino time!!!!

2012-01-18T03:58:00.001-08:00

I made this whole "Study section" in hopes that I can study better! and like this whole new timetable thing.

Honestly I study best when the surroundings are the best. But my messy room doesn't like to cooperate with me. Jesus how my room became like what it is is a mystery to me! it's not that bad, but my school books are scattered around.

How my room is: Clean, textbooks lying around, couple jackets around.
How I see it: luxury hotel suite.
what my mom describes: Hiroshima after the blast.

So I was going around and came across this EPIC picture:

Ah Spain. Truly amazing place!

I don't want anorexia.

2012-01-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

I see me as really fat.
My parents see a well nutritioned supermodel.
My friends see a normal girl.

Even though my BMI is perfect, all the girls in my school are extra thinner than me. Thus guys in my class see me as fat. I have to start losing weight! the problem is, i live in an HDB with no gym felicities. And even though the pool is only a few blocks away, my dad thinks I might drown. Wow. Talk about over protective.

I shuffled for 20 minutes. Will shuffling help me lose weight? I hope so. If it doesn't, meh, i need the stamina after sitting down playing video games.

I wish homework would go die or something. Its annoying how it disrupts me from video games. I have to do a whole report on submarine rescue. I don't know how that would affect me, being an arts student. But, her, mordor has- i mean School has its rules.

It's like food mocks me while i try and lose weight. it looks at me and tells me I cant do it. Well, now i guess, the food will have to WATCH me lose weight. I'm pretty determined now. Not like i want anorexia, but i just want a 19BMI. I have like a 20, so its a pretty good target. I think. Mcdonalds mocks me more- it sells 75 burgers every second.

The Human Caterpillar - REVIEWED!

2012-01-03T21:54:00.000-08:00

WOW its been such a long time since I've blogged!
anyway, onto the Greek.
My holidays end today, tomorrow is my regular routine, and everyday after that, is, infact, not going to be as much fun as these holidays.
now in my 2012 post, i've said that i wanted to start new sections in the blog- This is exactly that!
MOVIE REVIEWS!

The Human Caterpillar
I've just seen an old movie- the human caterpillar- as a result of being on 9gag!
This movie is vile, repulsive and gruesome in all possible aspects. I didnt like watching it but i loved the screenplay and the story line! the only reason i didnt like watching it was because of how repulsive some scenes are. But the repulse was nice. Very nice.
The ending isn't very satisfying, however. Thats why I'd probably rate it a 8.5/10 rating. But my ratings are always bad so don't follow my rating, head on to rotten tomatoes or IMDB if you guys want good ratings!
I'm not a critic or anything I'm just giving an average person's view on this infectious movie.

Moving on, for people who have seen the movie before/ have just seen the movie, I'm feel like telling you my favourite lines from the movie, favourite scenes and favourite character! for people who have not seen the movie yet, i advise you to skip this paragraph! My favourite line was- "Shit! I have to Shit!" by the Japanese guy. That part made me want to smile in disgust! my favourite scene was when the the human caterpillar was unleashed- the moment that we all had been waiting for! and my favourite character was the thoughtful and witty japanese dude. Man, i dont know his name, but he was purely lovable! unlike those annoying girls. But i cant blame them for screaming so much- i would have too. Best actor was the man who acted as Dr. Heiter (or thats just my view).

Some views from you guys would be appreciated but seeing as though nobody comments or likes any posts in this blog, what the heck. Just felt like adding the views bit.

My Resolutions - Contains immaturity from the start!

2012-01-01T04:00:00.000-08:00

I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
I will not bore my teacher by with the same excuse for not doing homework. I will think of some more excuses.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I won't worry so much.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will not ring the stewards' button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will try and be a better student and daughter.

And that concludes my resolutions for this year!

Patrick Star

2012-01-01T03:50:00.000-08:00

"Knowledge can't replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot that lose you!" -Patrick Start
It's amazing how much Spongebob and Patrick can teach us about life!

Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm away?
Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
THIS is the kind of friendship I'm talking about!Patrick is truly a role model for me in the areas of loyalty and friendship!

Theres another quote- "Guns don't kill people. People kill people!"
Thats like saying spoons make you fat.
Yeah logic is dope.

PERFECT LIFE IN 2012: Good grades+ Good friends + Good times+ Good food|
Here's to hoping we we dont die in 11 months and 21 days!

My view on looooveeee :P

2012-01-01T03:43:00.000-08:00

I hate it when people say "Screw love" once they're heartbroken.

When people say "Screw love" it means they never really had love. I'd like to hear a heartbroken person say "I want to love again." That proves that he/she really experienced love for what it was worth!

Love is an amazing experience.
Don't waste time hating- spend time loving.
Don't waste time recovering- spend time searching.
Don't waste time criticizing- spend time appreciating its beauty.

Toys R us!

2012-01-01T03:40:00.000-08:00

So today, I asked my dad the time.
Me: "Hey dad what's the time?
Dad: "The clock's right there..."
Me: "Did I ask you where the clock was?"

OK so i didn't actually back answer like that, but i was thinking it.

My friends came over around half an hour back to give me a new years gift. It was nice, but awkward because my parents were trying to be cool and funny in front of her. And I was like... i really really hoped they would stop. The weird thing about that friend is that, i dont know her address, but i know EXCATLY where she lives!

I was in the toy store earlier today! I pressed some button on a toy and... it made an unbearably loud and annoying tune that kids would probably like. I was just ll freaked out and didnt know what to do, so i just... walked away and pretended that nothing happened.

Then in about an hour some of my parents visitors are going to come over. Last time it was awkward because i was in my room when they were in the hall, and i didn't want to go out and face them. The person who's coming over speaks REALLY fast so whenever he tells me something I say "Oh!" like I get it but in reality I dont. And I dont have to worry about answering any questions because he answers his own questions.

Yeah. That guy is pretty lame. But he's really kind and genuinely cares about what I do and stuff, so I respect him for respecting me. there's that saying "Its how you treat your inferiors that prove how much respect you have" and based on this quote and the fact that he respects me, i have to admit he is cool.

Today I saw a nine year old kid with a boyfriend.
Me: "Forever alone"

And the reason for that isn't just because he dumped me some days back, but because EVERY TIME I ike a guy, he's either in love with somebody else, is gay, or my best/close friend likes him. Every time!

Spiders are Grenades

2012-01-01T00:33:00.000-08:00

Seeing a spider isn't the biggest problem. Its when it dissapears.

Some people hate that I'm scared of spiders. They all say the same thing- "It's smaller than you! Don't be afraid!" Yeah well so is a grenade.

On a totally different note, I bought another shampoo bottle to try it out! And when i went to shower, THIS happened:

So you can see my problem. I went to the cupboard to go get it, but it was one of those moments where I went to my room and forgot why I went there in the first place.

I got "Happy new year" texts since like two in the morning yesterday. Reading them at night was like looking directly into the freaking sun! But I felt happy I wasn't forever alone (9GAG JOKE! YEAAH!)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S = (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you. I hope I make new ones or still have old ones before the 31st of this year.

Narcissist banjo players

2012-01-01T00:24:00.000-08:00

NEW UPDATE!
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Since it's 2012 now, I just thought I'd do another introductory post! And no, a new year does NOT mean a new me. There's gonna be no change in a person until 11:59pm December 2011 until the 1st JAN 00:01am!

I'm not gonna tell you all my name, but right now you can call me by my alias, "Ave" (as in the first three letters of "Average")! I'm going through the difficult and amazing year of my 14th year of birth, and It's going haywire so far. I... like Jello and waffles, I love my family and all my friends, I hate the "duck face" and I'm Tech addict.

I have short hair for a girl, and I wear glasses. I'm 5' tall (Which isn't really that short!) and my BMI says I'm pretty normal. So its not like I'm obese nor malnutritioned. I'm pretty good at school, and I'm a grade A(Star) Arts and Music student. I waste my life on Facebook and 9gag, and I'm not really proud of that. but its like an ADDICTION! I like doing random reps when I'm bored, my friends call this aspect of mine "Manly"! But I don't really think doing reps is a guy thing.

If i had to brag about anything it would be about... Me being able to play the guitar, bass, drums, piano and the banjo! I'm self learned in the bass, piano and banjo. Not like I'm bragging right now but... It just feels good to tell. I'm one of the honoured arts students in school, and i've never gone to any arts class before in my entire fourteen years of existence. The downside to this is probably my annoying blinking habit. I blink at least once every second, which i'm not sure is healthy or not. People find me hard to talk to because of this. But they still do because I'm awesome like that. Also, I'm a narcissist, which is pretty obvious from my posts.

I don't really have a boyfriend, and I'm not entirely sure if I want one either. If i could date one person in the whole world... it would be me. See, I told you I'm a narcissist.

My favourite colour is green and I enjoy playing guitar hero at arcades! My favourite band is muse, and they're on guitar hero too.

Well, I could go on bout myself forever, but what the heck its 2012 starting from today! Bring out the root beer!

Whoosh ITS 2012!!!!!!

2011-12-31T06:56:00.000-08:00

2012- Do we die or what? I really hope we don't, I'm just starting to socialize a little more!

Friendships were made and lost, relationships were made and lost, all in all 2011 has been a wonderful year!

I love each and every one of you guys who are taking the time to read this right now, i really do! this post is different from the other posts i made... this one is one of those dreaded emotional posts.

Friends come and go, boyfriends and girlfriends may dump you, but family is here to stay! And that is exactly why, instead of reading this, you should go and tell your parents, wherever they may be, that you love them. Its 2012! NEW YEARS' DAY! I'm writing this, because even though I love my parents, I love the people reading this!

2012 will be full of really exciting posts, I assure you, along with maybe some reviews of movies, books, jokes, trends, or anything I can come up with!

So my dear dear readers, spend some family time this time, on the first day of 2012!

Laters~

1640 hours

2011-12-31T00:20:00.001-08:00

So do we die in 2012 or what?

Today, my dad and I went grocery shopping together.
My dad: "Keep the change!"
Checkout dude: "Um sir, this isn't enough.."
That awkward moment when!
Today, being the last day of this fantastic year, was full of strange awkward moments.

For example, the person behind me in queue farted today. I strained myself not to laugh!

I went out looking like a mess today, and then BAM!! I see someone from school and hot guys are practically everywhere.

And to top it off, when I was buying movie tickets today, the vendor said "Have a nice movie!" I replied "You too!" and when she asked me if the movie was for "16:40 hours?" I said "No it's for 4:40." and then she was all "16:40 right?" and I was all "No! 4:40!" an we talked about that for atleast three minutes, which is a lot if you consider everyone else were getting tickets in about thirty seconds.

Well guys, this is the last day of 2011, and I really really loved this year so far! I can't believe it! but 2012 is coming at us!

Cats and Crumbles

2011-12-30T04:45:00.000-08:00

I wish music played in all the epic moments of my life, and not just in movies.

Now be honest, you know you do this! Unless you're actually a mother. this is funny because i JUST did this a minute back! My poker face is probably worse than the guys on top of mine though. Meh. Life.

My mom's calling me now, and she's not listening to any more of my "2 more minutes? pleaase?" Pleas. How I wish I was a cat.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

How I feel in a week

2011-12-30T04:36:00.000-08:00

Spongebob and pudding!

2011-12-30T04:26:00.000-08:00

So here are some questions that were emailed to me- And I'll be answering most of them in this post!
Its the first official segment for Asking Ave! (Ave was the best alias I could come up with)

1) Whats ur favourite pudding?
-> well, i love chocolate pudding a lot! BUT JELLO IS THE BEST!

2) What colour is your toothbrush?

-> Its my favourite colour- Green! and its from that brand "Oral-B". I see we have a future Dentist here.

3) Who's ur fav person in twilight?

-> Tyler Crowley! He's the guy that almost ran bella over with a truck.

4) Do you like pickles?

-> Yes and no, it depends on my mood. But I do like the mayor in the power puff girls kids show who eats the pickles!

5) Who lives in a pineapple under the tree?

-> SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! I am so glad you asked me that! Shout out to you, Stacy, for asking me that amazing question! SPONGEBOB 4 LYFE!

6) What would you do, if, one morning you wake up and turn out to be a man?

-> Tell as many girls I can they they're beautiful and never give up on themselves! And I'd speak a lot, I think low voices are smexy

Laundry and Racism.

2011-12-30T04:14:00.000-08:00

Laundry teaches kids racism.

I wonder what my kids will look like in the future. Its weird to think that the person we'll be marrying is walking on the surface of the earth right now.

A common question I come across is- Dogs or cats? Well, in all honesty, I prefer dogs but I dont mind cats. How i view dogs: Golden retriever, German shepherd, Doberman, chocolate poodle
How I view cats: Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat.

I got a text message last night, at nine, and it said "Are you asleep?" I replied with "No i was in a coma. Thanks a load for saving my life."

I've been thinking about aliens lately, area 41 and all that. I cant help but think that aliens aided in making the internet so that they could conquer up easily and we wont really be able to do much from stopping them. Then i thought of another thing:

What if we all see different colours, but call them by the same name?

We're gonna get a song called "Nuclear Bomb" soon for sure.

2011-12-30T02:03:00.000-08:00

I hate the guys who go out in the last minute during tag.
"Tag, you're it!" "screw it I'm not playing anymore."
People like that^ sicken me.

Listening to old songs now. "Baby you're a firework!" wow she's telling us to explode and die. How inspiring! "I'd catch a grenade for you!" I'd rather someone pushes me out of the way. Who the frog wants to CATCH a frikin grenade? "We gon rock this club, like its dynamite!" Since when is dynamite a rock?
Firework.
Grenade.
Dynamite.
I'm still waiting for "Nuclear bomb" to be released.

I think voldemorts parents took the "I got your nose!" game way too seriously. The seriousness in them was siriusly riddikulus.

SUBWAY: Eat Fresh!

2011-12-30T01:55:00.000-08:00

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in the shelf because your mother said no. That blink of sadness when you check the price tag on an item you love.

Me and my cousin went to the pool an hour back. It started raining, and she got out and actually, she told me: "Get out of the pool, its raining! you might get wet!"
Oh dear. Oh dear. She probably has issues.

I hate it when one string of my hoodie becomes longer than the other. Then when we try to fix it, we almost choke ourselves. But hoodies are still cool. Heelies too! We don't just walk in the park anymore- hell yeah, we HEELIE!

My mom got me a pack of Oreo's today! and LIKE A BOSS, i thought of eating it like how people do in the commercial. So, first i twisted it and then... It broke. It was so depressing. Some girls never eat anything and starve themselves to be skinny- I can eat everything in my fridge right now in 10 minutes. LIKE A BOSS.

My friend called me today and all he said was: "She's waiting for you" "Who's waiting for me?" "She is. She's in the bathroom.She's waiting. And once she gets hold of you... She'll torture you. Run away, before she becomes strong enough to Come out and kill you."

I want to gut the frikin nerd who called me. Now i'm petrified of peeing. i ate a sub today for lunch, and i actually got a decent sub! Except the guy at the counter asked for $6.20, and i gave him $6.50, and he didn't return my thirty cents. That stealing bastard. But i love Subway! Over there we can EAT FRESH *whoosh*

Those notebooks with little squares instead of lines

2011-12-29T18:26:00.000-08:00

Today I'm feeling lazier than the guy who made the Libyan flag. No offence to Libya, you guys are pretty cool! Shout out to all the Libyans reading this post! You guys are cool. and My favourite colour is green.

I found out that, Eduardo Saverin, CFO of Facebook and a great meteorologist, lives RIGHT HERE in SINGAPORE! See, for some people, this is no big deal. But, for a Facebook addict such as myself, when I found out my face was like this: (O_O) when usually my face is like this: (-_-)

Yeah my face is usually always like (-_-), getting wide-eyed is something that i almost never do.

HE LIVES IN SINGAPORE! but is rarely seen anywhere, so i think a little piece of my heart chipped off.

For a designer event, I'm supposed to create a dream house. I'm supposed to make it Big and Beautiful. I'm gonna also make it Perfect and pretty. Design a house online? I'm going to have to first go over to a book store and buy a notebook with little squares instead of lines. Kids stuff. Then I'm going to have to do the math and build every wall, and align every window and door. Then I'm going to have to decide on the colour of the walls, doors, et cetera.

Then I'll make an artist's impression. I don't know if the board will be expecting that, but seeing as though I'm one of the only arts students taking this up, I'll provide one for extra credit. After this manual creation, I'm going to take the next step forward and then rebuild my manual work online.

But after all this I'm going to have to make a hard-table-top model, made out of everyday materials such as thermocol and cardboard. 3-D visual and online designs are not allowed. Weird. Well there's nothing I can do about that.

I'm under a lot of pressure. Which is good, because I work best under pressure. Actually, no, i work only under pressure.

Well, this is the first blog post in which I have actually written about my work and allotted assignments. I'm sorry for those of you who are dissapointed, but my theory is, that if i blog about it, i can keep track of my work and be more organized. Well, all my post aren't going to be like this, I'm thinking of adding those funny pictures with the captions, an 'ask the average girl' post and I will definitely be continuing blogging like I did before!

Somehow, I don't feel very lazy now. I guess I'll brush my teeth and go to a book and stationary store!

Weddings and weather

2011-12-29T08:03:00.001-08:00

Today, I went to subway around three hours before the wedding. It went like this:
"I'd like to have a seven dollar footling, please."
"Sure that'll be $7.50."
"What did you just tell me?"

The person next to me seemed to find this funny. I found it disturbing because I didn't have the extra fifty cents. Then the kind person gave me fifty cents! Yeah just kidding. truth is I went home sad, alone and hungry.

But the marriage just wiped out EVERYTHING! I loved every moment! meeting new people, seeing the couple, hearing embarrassing stories about the bride and the groom- it was wonderful! This is the highlight of the post, the main reason I made this post was to tell how amazingly well the wedding turned out to be!

On a side note, I've always wanted to judge a spelling bee.
"Spell "weather"."
"could you use it in a sentence please?"
"I don't know whether the weather will be good or bad tomorrow."

The person's expression after hearing this would be priceless!

There was a question in my homework assignment today, "Write your thesis" and I swear to god, I wrote "Thesis SPARTA!" and cut it out in such a way before moving on and writing the actual thesis that the letters are still obvious! can't wait to see how well I do in that assignment.

Cops and Pikachu

2011-12-28T22:51:00.000-08:00

Only at McDonald's do they say "Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight".
I think I'm going to launch a complaint to McDonald's. I found a fry in my salt today.

I think cops should yell "PIKACHUUU! I CHOOSE YOU!" before they tazer someone. It sucks when you're eating cereal and the last four pieces are all "Try and catch me loser!".

The social network is a movie that never fails to amaze me! I just want to be a hacker right now really badly! so to amuse myself I did this:

Step one: turn on the video

Step two: go to hackertyper(dot)net and type randomly

Step three: feel like a hacker

Hacking win! Aw yeah baby!

on a random note, here's a quote:
DISNEY: teaching you not to talk to a stranger. unless they're hot.

i have a sore throat today. Therefore I feel the irresistible urge to swallow every minute.

Pandas and Tacos

2011-12-28T20:28:00.000-08:00

Waking up for school: |(-_-)|
waking up on a holiday: \('O')/

Is it pronounced "Two thousand and twelve" or "Twenty twelve"? Heck with that, 2011 has been a simply stunning year, and I doubt if (and I hope that) 2012 would be better! two more days until 1/1/12, but I get the feeling nobody cares. Admit it, we're all going to meet our friends and say "Oh my! I haven't talked to you since last year!" when meeting them.

And to all the haters- I don't care if i cant sing. I like the song. Therefore I shall sing. But when I'm depressed and I sing, i realize my voice is the worst of my problems.

This is how my week goes:
mmooooonnndaaaaaay
ttuuuueesssdaaaaayyyy
wwweeddnnneesssday
thuuuuuursssdayyyyyy
friday saturdaysunday

I love pandas. Theyre so chiill! They're like, black white AND asian! yet...not mexican...
I love pandas with tacos!

Henley Sequence

2011-12-28T19:44:00.000-08:00

School is over = forget all that you've learnt!

I'm dreading the time when school reopens. The exams will come back, and the worst part is I haven't finished my art book! See, I'm really extravagant at art (I know i might be bragging, but it feels good to tell!) but, when art became a subject, it started to bore me. EVERYTHING IS FUN- until you get graded on it.

I lost my phone after blogging on it yesterday night. Since I am a tech addict, i totally freaked out over it today morning. "The Henley Sequence" played out in my head. For those of you who know the Henley Sequence, you'd understand how pressurizing it was. When i first couldn't find my phone, my head played a preview of "The fifth symphony" by beethoven. Is it just me or is it getting classical in here?

Asked my friend what would happen if there was no google, and he's actually googling it! That is so rad! aw darnit. I can't find my phone! I regret leaving it in silent mode right now.

So i was watching an NC16 movie yesterday, and nothing seemed sick, no "Scenes" at all that included NC16 stuff, then my dad walks by and BOOM two people almost start doing it. It's funny how you can be kind to people for fourteen long years, but one mistake and your interrogated about the movies you watch.

The duck face -Things I hate

2011-12-28T09:04:00.001-08:00

Profile pictures:
Guys: (•_•)
Girls: (•3•)

What's WRONG with girls and this new "Duck face" phase!? and they keep saying "BBM me later" "BBM me when u get back" "You wanna go out? BBM me!" WHY BBM!? I DON'T EVEN OWN A BLACKBERRY!

I hate it, absolutely hate it, when I see skinny girls not accepting food after I've said "Let's eat!". After the skinnies say "Nah we don't want to put on weight, but you can eat it if you want to." I gain pounds just by looking at the food. I wish I could eat as much as I ever wanted without becoming fatter. that would be like so cool!

I also hate drying off with wet towels. I hate it when people talk obsessively about someone, over and over again. I hate it when my friends accidentally tear a page in a book of mine. I hate it when a friend asks if she could have a sip off my drink, and drinks half the glass.

I don't like it when I see the word "Explain" on a question in an exam. Whenever I see "explain" or "elaborate" on an exam, the tiny voice in my head whispers "Shoot me now." just like it.is.taking.small.pauses.when.reading.this. I also hate when people talk.like.this.as.if.it.makes.the.point.clearer.

I hate that my parents and teachers treat me like adults but expect me to behave like a child.

But I love jello! it's 1:00AM in the night and I feel like peeing. Damn. the ghost inside my bathroom might attack me. I hate these midnight bathroom moments too.

-Afternote-
1:04 AM- I'm back after peeing! and I'm ALIVE!

Example Memes on facebook chat!

2011-12-28T07:37:00.000-08:00

THERE ARE FINALLY MEMEs ON FACEBOOK CHAT! I've been waiting for so long!
For those of you who don't know memes, you are MISSING OUT! Go to 9gag.com ASAP..!
Here are some Memes- Just go to chat, leave a space between your words and the emoticons, and put this on:

[[171108522930776]] TroLL
[[164413893600463]] MEGUSTA
[[218595638164996]] YAO
[[189637151067601]] Lol
[[129627277060203]] Pkr face.
[[227644903931785]] F ALONE.
[[100002752520227]] OKAY
[[105387672833401]] FK YEA.
[[100002727365206]] CH AC.
[[125038607580286]] Forever alone navidad.
[[143220739082110]] FK KIDDING ME.
[[168040846586189]] Feel like a Sir.
[[169919399735055]] NOT BAD
[[142670085793927]] M O G.
[[170815706323196]] Cereal Guy
[[167359756658519]] NO
[[224812970902314]] Derp
[[192644604154319]] Derpina

PROJECT SQUIRREL.

2011-12-28T07:15:00.000-08:00

Does anyone else hate it when someone groans..?

Here's my viewon the concept of "groaning".

When somebody groans during a movie i suggested, or when I'min the middle of a really well thought out joke and somebody groans, it mkes mewant to time travel back to the past and prevent suggesting anything.

Do people even have manners? i mean, to just groan around asif im not with them? whats happening to the world? Does anyone even care abouteach others "feelings" anymore?

I swear to god, the next time someone groans, THIS'llhappen:

Me: So Eat, Pray, Love was a really well thought out movie,we should like get together and see it sometime!

Groaner: Oh...*Groan* do we have to? I'd rather watchsomething else.

I get the point! What was the point of "groaning"in the middle though? what you just like rubbing it in me or something?

SO THIS IS MY IDEA to rid the world of groaning:

The next time you hear anyone you know groan, even ifthey're in the middle of a sentence, just screeam "SQUIRREL!" andpoint somewhere.

My theory is if you freak them, they'll stop groaningcompletely...

So let's start this project...soon to be known around theworld as...

PROJECT SQUIRREL.

Knock-out Marry

2011-12-28T05:31:00.001-08:00

I make unnecessary noises when I'm bored.

Here's a knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Mary" "Marry who?" "Marry me!"
And the reason I told you guys that joke was because I'm going to a wedding tomorrow! I'm so excited, I might actually meet someone my age there! And, yeah, two people are getting married.

I really hope I don't get the urge to pee tonight! Last night i was all: "Eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts!" and then I raced to my room and covered myself for protection. Protection for what, I dont really know. Maybe that monster under my bed.
Yeah, i don't know. as if the monster will be all "I'm going to kill he- Oh darn it she's under a blanket."

I went out with Koen today for a movie. I brought awesome Limeade along with me. Koen asked for a sip and this is how it went: "Can i have a sip?" "sure thing" "*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
If I die, I'd give Koen my Facebook account. He could update my status every once in while and freak people out! That would be totally rad!
I told him about how a pretentious asshole dumped me this morning and this is what Koen told me: "You were born without him. You can live without him. Now shut up and watch the movie." Ah Koen. Giving the best advice since i first met him in 2010.

Watermelon lollipop

2011-12-28T02:33:00.000-08:00

Unwrapping a lollipop is one of life's most challenging missions.

My grandfather just told me a very old joke. very old as in ancient. I had to fake a laugh, but i dont think my grandfather bought it, because he spent another hour explaining the joke to me. Yes, an hour. I'm not exaggerating. He told me a joke about the great depression and then explained the great depression to me. From scratch.

Hey, this lollipop tastes pretty good. I didn't think watermelon flavoured would taste so good. Over here in Singapore, Bubblegum, chewing gum and all that is illegal. I know its weird, you probably dont believe me, but i swear to god, its illegal.
Thats exactly why the first thing i but when i'm overseas is a pack of gum. I have bubble-blowing skills, nd my nation fails to reconize that. Well, that was a pretty bad joke. But my grandmother thought it was funny! so HA!

As a cynic i expect the worst, I am rarely dissapointed! true story.

The day i got dumped

2011-12-27T22:49:00.000-08:00

If you've read this blog, so far you'd know that I blink a lot, hate coffee, am obsessed with jello and waffles, think about Nazi zombies and procrastinate a lo. Those are my thoughts, those are the topics that go around my head all the time. But this article/post/whatever is going to be a little different from the rest... Okay a lot more different.

Since I'm a girl, not only is my phone within within my reach, i like love. This post is dedicated to my boyfriend, I'm not going to name him, lets just call him "X". Oh wait I realized calling him "X" is very bad thing. Lets call him "Kat" instead.

I'm one of those girls, who think the guys personality counts. I don't care about attitudes - Attitudes are based on how a person treats the other. No, i care about his personality. When I call a boy "Hot" it means i think he's attractive. When I call him "Pretty" he's just a good friend. When i call him "Handsome" he's probably my best friend or my crush. But when I call a guy "Beautiful" it means all of the above... plus it also means i love him.

I love Kat. He's so kind, handles haters by not being mean, thinks in a different perspective, makes me feel like a really important girl. I'm not the only girl in his world, he told me I'm the only girl he pays attention to, there are many other girls in his world. He is so beautiful, he is practically gorgeous. I love him so much!

Till now this post was a draft. I drafted this yesterday, and i don't even know why i didn't post it yesterday. He called me today morning. And he talked to me for two minutes, and i cut the phone.

I don't completely remember what he said. Something about him going away... Something about this other girl... something about him not coming back. Something about how i shouldn't have trusted him. Something about him dating my best friends sister.

I'm not replying to anything he says. I didn't reply to all the texts, the voice mails. I don't completely remember how i reacted. something around crying. I think I called him a pretentious asshole. But then after I kept the phone I realized something...

I'm 14. How long could the relationship have lasted anyway? there is no point being upset, being angry would just mess up my day. its amazing how i could have two extreme feelings of sadness and happiness in one small day.

But one thing is for sure. I'm not going to change just pecause of a pretentious asshole.

Shampoo commercials

2011-12-27T21:40:00.001-08:00

Best idea ever- Books where the letters glow in the dark.

I have insomnia. With insomnia, i don't get sleep at night atall, and i do practically nothing except stare at the ceiling and think aboutmy boyfriend or something. so books with glow-in-the-dark letters would betotally awesome for us insomnia stricken humans! I also eat at night when I'mbored, so on brighter side, this can beInsom-nom-nom-nia, hahaha!

A facebook post i saw: "I'd rather be pissed off thenpissed on!"

and I thought- this is one of those places where thedifference between "then" and "than" really matter. Thepost had seventeen likes, and i was just like, do the likers even know properEnglish?

I bought this new shampoo, and its freaking awesome, so wheni was washing my hair today morning, i was pretending to be in a shampoocommercial while staring at the bathroom mirror. before leaving the bathroom, iwhispered "Because you're worth it..." and smiled mysteriously. The"Advertisement" would have been better if i had long hair, butwhatever. My hair is so soft now!

Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with anumbrella, waiting for it to rain. I'll do my homework later.

Nazi or Zombie?

2011-12-27T02:04:00.000-08:00

I put the "Pro" in "Procrastination"!

I woke up today morning feeling sleepy. Not like a G6, nor like a paper bag. then i felt my face an got rush of panic. a HUGE pimple growing on the face of my...uh...face! darrrn it i have to live with that for around three days... THREE DAYS! this is so embarrassing.

But as i always say... when god gives challenges dont say "WHY ME!" say "TRY ME!" instead! thats a seriously inspirational quote.

I'm interested in saving energy now. SAVE ENERGY! how would YOU feel if someone turned you on and then left?! don't make the poor electrical non-living switches go through all the pain and depression..!
No i'm feeling so fly like a g6.

I wish i could wear shades. A sexy pair of shades. I would look so good with them! BUT- i have Glasses. shades + glasses = no comfort at all + looks pretty lame.

Why is it called "Ping Pong"? it sounds... just wrong. Of all the things it could be called, we decided to call it "Ping Pong"? Try calling it "Ding Dong". Yeah now call it "Ping Pong". Not much difference right? They both sound weird.

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint. Now i blog. I changed for the better. What would you rather be? a Nazi or a Zombie? this question haunts me. If i had to choose I'd choose... i dont really know yet.

Smelly shampoo

2011-12-27T01:43:00.000-08:00

Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.

i FINALLY completed some of my homework! just a little more to go! I'll let future me take care of the rest later. I used like this new shampoo and now my hair is so soft and smelly! wait i mean smelly in a good way, not smelly in a bad way. My choice of words to say my hair smells good was probably the worst kind.

In my room i sing decently... In my classroom my voice is the worst problem i have when singing... but in the bathroom I'm an international pop star! just me? I dont think so. i found this out when i was singing "Jello" -Far east movement while taking a shower.

I met this man today, my dad said he was some old friend, and this guy was like "I remember you when you were little! You've grown so much! look at your pretty face!" and all that, and in my mind i was just like "WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!" then he was like "Do you remember me? i dont think you do, you were so small the last time i saw you!" and then he was all "Do you have a brother? oh no you dont, i'm confusing you with someone else maybe haha" and in my mind i was just like "STOP ANSWERING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS!!"

I'm no psychologist, but a psychologist would call him... Paranoid.

I'm listening to far east movement and all i can think is "These dawgs got swagga!" and tht snoop dogg doesnt. why do people like snoop dogg anyway? he's frikin creepy. no offence snoop.

BUBBLEGUM IS ILLEGAL HERE! i'm dying! I.NEED.SOME.NOW!

Maybe all coffee's aren't that bad

2011-12-26T23:22:00.000-08:00

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

Here I am, alone in a house, watching "Eat Pray and Love" and thinking about jello. Being lazy is life at its BEST! Since I'm a girl, my phone is 1 meter away from me. the stereo system is on, and I look like shiz (Sexy shiz) but I'm free from the grasp of adults! immaturity all the way. I have coke, leftover pizza, a good home theatre system - Yeah baby!

but i wish i had jello with me. jello brightens up my day like nothing else. Bet you didnt notice the the word "the" has been said twice! If you did notice - I dont really know what to say here, hahaha.

I'm still not liking coffee. My friend, Koen, says he likes this one specific type of coffee and that i should try it out, but i completely forgot the name. We're fighting now, cos i trolled him and he said "You...son of a gun" in a sexy way. As much as i was turned on by that, i was thinking about waffle shaped jello the whole time.

...
Just got off the phone with Koen. He says he's sick. I told him to "get well soon" and this is exactly what he told me:
"Get Well Soon! Why Get Well Soon? Why Not Get Well Now? I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!"
and that's exactly how we're friends again!

My friends think I'm crazy
My close friends think i'm outgoing
But Koen knows I'm completely insane! haha

Brutal Lego pieces

2011-12-26T20:48:00.000-08:00

Video games don't make kids violent. Lag does.

I'm supposed to go do my homework, but ten more minutes blogging wouldn't hurt, now would it? No, I'm not addicted. Okay, maybe a little addicted. But I'm not very addicted.
After all, worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. The voices in my head are telling me I'm addicted to blogging. Those little liars.

Ohmygod! i just found a ring and put it on, and now its STUCK to my finger! I am panicking! Gaaaaaaah!

Yep i got it out after rinsing my hand and going through a lot of pain. Well, things could be worse. I could have stepped on a lego piece. Thank god I didnt. The last time i stepped on a lego piece... Excruciating pain, i swear to god. Simply brutal, those little things are.

Banana Homework

2011-12-26T20:36:00.000-08:00

I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.

The hell-hole gave me loads of homework to finish and none of them - NONE OF THEM - can be printed out. Fifty deep critical analysis questions, three web-based projects and two stories that need to be ten pages long each, and my teachers expect me to WRITE everything down.

you probably think I shouldn't be blogging now with so much homework, but i'm just taking a well deserved break right after taking a well deserved break! I have a completely rational excuse.

Here's a REAL question in my math worksheet:

ba × n²a² = ?

IT PRACTICALLY SPELLS BANANA! oh i love math worksheets after this incident!

Oh now my mom just started a chat with me on gmail. She says "all you do is sit on that computer." I just typed back "No, i sit on a chair." she says "Dont you type to me in that tone."
Guess who's in trouble for answering rationally (back talking)! i love my mom, i really do, but sometimes i have a personality too! Ohmygod what i said rhymes. Wow. I am now a poet!

colour-blind people must have a tought time making verses. For example:
Roses are grey

violets are grey

I'm colour-blind

and bad at rhyming

no offence to the people who get offended by this, i don't men any harm.

I should probably do my homework now.

Waffles and Jello

2011-12-26T20:10:00.000-08:00

They should start making fat barbies.

and Fat Kens. But I dont really like Ken. Ken is weird. I'm convinced Spiderman's parents were actually lilly and james potter. Both killed, Spider man having super powers, and all that. People say I'm weird to be thinking that.

To that i say - HELL NO I'M NOT! everybody else is just extra boring. I want to start a movement on the internet, with some abbreviation of some sort, but i just dont know what to make! i got a few so far:

LOLWAST- Laughing Out Loud With A Straight Face (I dont think it will catch on, it seems mean to me somehow. or is it just me?)
WTMFHAT- "wait till my father hears about this!" -Draco
DXT - Dont Xray Things (dont over examine)
FIN - Thats it, the end, shows over (My froject has finned itself)
Spoo - Perfection (It was so spoo)

I heard this song "A day without you is like a year without rain" ( i know i'm late with the song, but whatever) and my interpretation was... "A day without internet is like a year without rain"! am i getting addicted to the internet? Nahh psh. No way.

I found out Mark Zuckerberg's name is spelt Mark Zuckerberg and not Zuckerburg. That means the first line of my first article in my blog had a spelling mistake. Isn't that wonderful? Scarred for life. Oh wait. I could just go edit it...
Nah i like leaving things original.

And i Like Jello. I love Jello. There's almost nothing better than Jello! Except... the internet. and waffles. and my family. and my friends. and my phone.
Actually... Jello is way cooler than waffles.
I wonder how waffles with Jello in them would taste? but then again, how would Waffle flavoured Jello taste?

Santa Claus is a wizard.

2011-12-26T07:22:00.000-08:00

I just had an insightful talk with my friend about how Santa Claus is a wizard. Are all days after Christmas this boring?

IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE I'M SHOUTING and this talks normally, I woNDer WhaT ThIS sOUndS LIkE? this question haunts me every night! And it annoys me every day. From this i guess you can comprehend that i dont have much in my head everyday. Every holiday, at least. Especially on vacations.

9 MORE DAYS TILL I'M BACK IN THE HELL-HOLE. Well it's not really a hell-hole, me being with my friends and all. But the teachers are like different forms of Satan. Especially this evil chemistry teacher of mine.Everyday i wake up hoping she gets deported back to where she's from. I know thats mean, BUT SHE'S WORSE TO US!

I like blogging. I like people seeing my blog. I like Facebook, but i just logged out to make a couple posts in both my blogs right now~ Friendster is probably a fossil right about now. Heck i dont even know why i care, I'm not even on Friendster. I hate gaiaonline right now. But i used to love it for three years straight. I'm just really bored of it now. But I still hate Coffee.

God i want to eat a chocolate waffle right now. I really want to. The texture, the cream, the way the chocolate melts in my mouth while i chew the waffle... Yeah i want a chocolate waffle. And since it's 11:22 i am going to sleep. Well, not really, I'm just going to try to go to sleep. or play with my phone. or something.

PODCASTS HERE I COME...!

I BLINK A LOT

2011-12-26T06:08:00.000-08:00

Pretty much wanted to start blogging because of Mark Zuckerburg (I don't know the spelling okay?!) and "the social network. I'm a lonely person who spends time on 9gag and Facebook and twitter. But recently, i don't really like twitter. I used to worship twitter before though. But the 140 character limit was pretty lame. Blogging is the same thing, i guess, but there's no character limit here.

I don't really like coffee. I've never liked coffee. What i DO like, however, is hot chocolate. A nice cup filled with some won't disappoint me right now. I feel strangely cold, and Singapore is tropical, we don't have any winter. Cutting all that, I'm currently (almost) 14 years old, have guy-ish aspects (I'm a girl) and have a drop dead awesome hair cut. the hair reaches my chin. but the style is awesome.

I love anime, real life movies, Music, playing instruments, YouTube, video games, 9GAG (4LYFE) and am addicted to Facebook. I don't really mind school, i have many friends there (but i wouldn't really call myself popular). I wear glasses - they're red in color. my skin is brown. My eyes are a dark shade of brown. my lips are pinkish. I'm 5' tall. I like ping pong and being awesome on a regular basis.

I blink a lot. many people find that annoying, but others find it... hard to talk to me, but it's manageable.

Thoughts of an average person

ACTA: SOPA and PIPA's big brother,

CHORD OVERSTREET!

My math test

72 minutes of silence for Megaupload

Prez for my parents on why i need XBOX

My best comeback ever

Mascara is made up of bat poop

Plátino time!!!!

I don't want anorexia.

The Human Caterpillar - REVIEWED!

My Resolutions - Contains immaturity from the start!

Patrick Star

My view on looooveeee :P

Toys R us!

Spiders are Grenades

Narcissist banjo players

*Whoosh* ITS 2012!!!!!!

1640 hours

Cats and Crumbles

How I feel in a week

Spongebob and pudding!

Laundry and Racism.

We're gonna get a song called "Nuclear Bomb" soon for sure.

SUBWAY: Eat Fresh!

Those notebooks with little squares instead of lines

Weddings and weather

Cops and Pikachu

Pandas and Tacos

Henley Sequence

The duck face -Things I hate

Example Memes on facebook chat!

PROJECT SQUIRREL.

Knock-out Marry

Watermelon lollipop

The day i got dumped

Shampoo commercials

Nazi or Zombie?

Smelly shampoo

Maybe all coffee's aren't that bad

Brutal Lego pieces

Banana Homework

Waffles and Jello

Santa Claus is a wizard.

I BLINK A LOT

Whoosh ITS 2012!!!!!!