ACTA: SOPA and PIPA's big brother,

https://www.laquadrature.net/wiki/How_to_act_against_ACTA

THATS ACTA. the worst possible thing that could happen. Don't like the Idea of it all?

Sign the petition.

https://www.accessnow.org/page/s/just-say-no-to-acta

CHORD OVERSTREET!

I'm talking to one of my greatest inspirations RIGHT NOW!
*half an hour later*
I just finished talking to Chord Overstreet! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF! this is so exciting! He said that, if  he could, He'll give me a shoutout! And then he added me on facebook and he viewed this very blog!
Chord, if you're reading this, I LOVE YOU! and i'll never forget that time when you said you loved all your fans and me too <3

My math test

I started writing a book bout optimism, but i figured it wouldn't sell so I gave up. Also yesterday was a tough day in school. We had a math test.

*school* In class: 1+1=2

In homework: 1+2+7=10

In test: if richard has 4 oranges and gives 1 away, calculate the sun's mass.


There's this singer named "Greyson Chance" who i am completely and utterly AMAZED WITH! He has real talent and is just like a professional in so many ways, i can't fathom why anyone'd not want to like him. I've fallen in love with his voice and his songs, and most importantly, HIM!

I was stalking my classmates, the girls, yesterday on Facebook. Since when have bathrooms become photo booths? The guys all have something about rappers in their profiles. What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like,"Girrrl , Ima take your clothes off... and give them to the homeless person down the street, yeaaaah!"

So i get this question, what do i do when i'm bored.... To answer that, i usually text random number saying "I hid the body!" or as a joke i text them hi and then they ask who i am and i tell them that they havnt met me yet and that i'm from the future... hilarious stuff.

72 minutes of silence for Megaupload

When you dream, everything seems normal, but when you wake up, you just kinda think "What the heck was I thinking?!"

So yesterday I was in this grocery store here in Singapore, called "Fair Price", and since the Chinese new year is about to begin, it was FREAKING CROWDED! So many people, and it was one of those crowds where its crowded, but nobody touches each other. I chose this day to wear bad clothes for grocery shopping. Hot guys everywhere!

Just had a nice breakfast, and now I'm full, yet hungry. Does this happen to anyone else? On the sidelined topics, I met a cool guy called Jamie, and he's really kind and nice. Also, i saw the movies "Grown ups" and "Horrible Bosses" YOU SHOULD SEE THEM! They're amazing!

R.I.P. Megaupload. Let us have 72 minutes of silence for it. I'm glad the SOPA bill hasn't passed! i cant live a day without 9gag, or facebook or twitter, let alone the rest of my life.


-Laters-

Prez for my parents on why i need XBOX

Researchers have found that kids who clock regular console time may have better-developed brains. Plus, video games can improve their hand–eye coordination, their grip on science and even their IQ.

Whoever said that video games are bad for you clearly didn’t do their research! I took the liberty to conduct my own study and after a little time on Google I would like to present to you some great reasons for why video games are actually good for you.

1.       Video games can make you more creative.

A study conducted by Michigan State University, published online in the journal Computers in Human Behavior, suggests that kids who play video games tend to be more creative. I'm not sure exactly how you measure a person's creativity levels, but maybe video game designers should fine-tune their games to develop even more creativity with users. That would be real cool.

2.       Video games can help improve your vision.

Researchers at Nottingham University found that most video games could help people with vision problems. These games could achieve in one hour, the same results it would take eye patches 400 hours to achieve. Wow! That's pretty amazing.

3.       Video games can help improve your decision-making skills.

Having trouble making up your mind? Try video games. Fast action video games "help train people to make quick, accurate decisions in all aspects of life, new findings suggest." So next time your lady can't decide what to wear, sit her down in front of the Xbox for an hour.

4.       Video games improve your attention span.

Studies show that video games can help increase your attention span, improving people's driving skills and abilities to multi-task. Sounds pretty good to me.

5.       Gaming can sharpen your memory.

Get this, researchers are using video games in rehabilitation programs to help slow or reverse the "cognitive decline that comes with ageing." So next time daddy can’t find his EZ Link card...Yep, it's time for XBOX!

6.       Playing games can improve hand-eye coordination.

7.       look, there's no substitute for gettin' classroom learning on, but video games challenge and workout the brain in different ways. READ THIS to find out how.

8.       Video games help reduce pain.
Both physical and mental pain!

9.       Strengthens family bonds!

1.   Would make me happy.

So I think that for my birthday, I need an XboX 360 with Skyrim- That's because playing games often involves problem-solving, achieving goals or overcoming obstacles - skills that educators applaud. So parents, relax. You may not get it, or like it, but I would be learning more than just how to smash dinosaurs!

My best comeback ever

I'm thinking bout pick-up lines. "Are you a tower? because Eiffel for you!" is the best i could come up with!
Also, i was thinking about the SOPA crap. Aren't laws supposed to be made to serve the people? SOPA does NOT serve the people. nuh-uh.

So today i thought i was broke, then i put my hands in my Jean pockets (Annoying habit #2), and YEAH i found a solid S$10! It was like a surprise for me, by me! Don't you just love it when that happens? but the problem came with getting change for the tenner, since all i wanted ws 40C for a drink. Heck no, i return to class sad that all I could get was a tenner and not a soda barley drink.

I'm thinking about my ex all of a sudden. I'm not Adele, bro. I don't wish the best for you. I WANT YOU TO DIE! Today he asked me to admit I didn't like him.
him:   "Say it to my face!"
me:   "But it hurts my eyes!"
BEST. COMEBACK. I. HAVE. EVER. MADE.

oh i just thought of another pick-up line:
Roses re red, violets are blue, if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you!
NERDCORE COMEDY 4 LYFE!

Mascara is made up of bat poop

my mom is getting pretty annoyed with my tech addiction, especially when I'm on the computer.
Mom please, Bill gates dropped out of college and spent hours in front of a computer... so if I were you, I would leave me alone.

So today my cousin came over an applied tons of Mascara on her face. then I told her that mascara is made of bats poop. You're welcome, ladies. Ots like Younger girls put make up and look older, while older women put makeup and look younger. Secrets of makeup are best not to be questioned!

I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. That would be so cool! seein as though both of us suffer from insomnia. My best friend is not my boyfriend, it's a girl who I think is amazing, has an extravagant personality and awe capturing eyes and a heavenly smile. im not a girl who brags about her boyfriend being her best friend. There's a line between relationships and friendships, that most people don't see. but I'm not one to tell, being single and all.

Today I couldn't finish my chemistry assignment. the teacher forgot about the homework until a nerd reminded her. I don't like those who always remind the teacher for the test or homework, dude what's your problem?

Oh well. Thanks for reading so far, to all the ladies who haven't heard this tonight, you're beautiful! and to all the guys: You the man! :) xx

Plátino time!!!!

I made this whole "Study section" in hopes that I can study better! and like this whole new timetable thing.

Honestly I study best when the surroundings are the best. But my messy room doesn't like to cooperate with me. Jesus how my room became like what it is is a mystery to me! it's not that bad, but my school books are scattered around.

How my room is: Clean, textbooks lying around, couple jackets around.
How I see it: luxury hotel suite.
what my mom describes: Hiroshima after the blast.

So I was going around and came across this EPIC picture:

Ah Spain. Truly amazing place!

I don't want anorexia.

I see me as really fat.
My parents see a well nutritioned supermodel.
My friends see a normal girl.

Even though my BMI is perfect, all the girls in my school are extra thinner than me. Thus guys in my class see me as fat. I have to start losing weight! the problem is, i live in an HDB with no gym felicities. And even though the pool is only a few blocks away, my dad thinks I might drown. Wow. Talk about over protective.

I shuffled for 20 minutes. Will shuffling help me lose weight? I hope so. If it doesn't, meh, i need the stamina after sitting down playing video games.

I wish homework would go die or something. Its annoying how it disrupts me from video games. I have to do a whole report on submarine rescue. I don't know how that would affect me, being an arts student. But, her, mordor has- i mean School has its rules.

It's like food mocks me while i try and lose weight. it looks at me and tells me I cant do it. Well, now i guess, the food will have to WATCH me lose weight. I'm pretty determined now. Not like i want anorexia, but i just want a 19BMI. I have like a 20, so its a pretty good target. I think. Mcdonalds mocks me more- it sells 75 burgers every second.

The Human Caterpillar - REVIEWED!

WOW its been such a long time since I've blogged!
anyway, onto the Greek.
My holidays end today, tomorrow is my regular routine, and everyday after that, is, infact, not going to be as much fun as these holidays.
now in my 2012 post, i've said that i wanted to start new sections in the blog- This is exactly that!
MOVIE REVIEWS!

The Human Caterpillar
I've just seen an old movie- the human caterpillar- as a result of being on 9gag!
This movie is vile, repulsive and gruesome in all possible aspects. I didnt like watching it but i loved the screenplay and the story line! the only reason i didnt like watching it was because of how repulsive some scenes are. But the repulse was nice. Very nice.
The ending isn't very satisfying, however. Thats why I'd probably rate it a 8.5/10 rating. But my ratings are always bad so don't follow my rating, head on to rotten tomatoes or IMDB if you guys want good ratings!
I'm not a critic or anything I'm just giving an average person's view on this infectious movie.

Moving on, for people who have seen the movie before/ have just seen the movie, I'm feel like telling you my favourite lines from the movie, favourite scenes and favourite character! for people who have not seen the movie yet, i advise you to skip this paragraph! My favourite line was- "Shit! I have to Shit!" by the Japanese guy. That part made me want to smile in disgust! my favourite scene was when the the human caterpillar was unleashed- the moment that we all had been waiting for! and my favourite character was the thoughtful and witty japanese dude. Man, i dont know his name, but he was purely lovable! unlike those annoying girls. But i cant blame them for screaming so much- i would have too. Best actor was the man who acted as Dr. Heiter (or thats just my view).

Some views from you guys would be appreciated but seeing as though nobody comments or likes any posts in this blog, what the heck. Just felt like adding the views bit.

My Resolutions - Contains immaturity from the start!

• I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
• I will not bore my teacher by with the same excuse for not doing homework. I will think of some more excuses.
• I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
• I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
• I won't worry so much.
• I will think of a password other than "password."
• I will not ring the stewards' button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
• I will try and be a better student and daughter.
  
  And that concludes my resolutions for this year!

Patrick Star

"Knowledge can't replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot that lose you!" -Patrick Start
It's amazing how much Spongebob and Patrick can teach us about life!

Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm away?
Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
THIS is the kind of friendship I'm talking about!Patrick is truly a role model for me in the areas of loyalty and friendship!

Theres another quote- "Guns don't kill people. People kill people!"
Thats like saying spoons make you fat.
Yeah logic is dope.

PERFECT LIFE IN 2012: Good grades+ Good friends + Good times+  Good food|
Here's to hoping we we dont die in 11 months and 21 days!

My view on looooveeee :P

I hate it when people say "Screw love" once they're heartbroken.


When people say "Screw love" it means they never really had love. I'd like to hear a heartbroken person say "I want to love again." That proves that he/she really experienced love for what it was worth!




Love is an amazing experience. 
Don't waste time hating- spend time loving.
Don't waste time recovering- spend time searching.
Don't waste time criticizing- spend time appreciating its beauty.

Toys R us!

So today, I asked my dad the time.
Me: "Hey dad what's the time?
Dad: "The clock's right there..."
Me: "Did I ask you where the clock was?"

OK so i didn't actually back answer like that, but i was thinking it.

My friends came over around half an hour back to give me a new years gift. It was nice, but awkward because my parents were trying to be cool and funny in front of her. And I was like... i really really hoped they would stop. The weird thing about that friend is that, i dont know her address, but i know EXCATLY where she lives!

I was in the toy store earlier today! I pressed some button on a toy and... it made an unbearably loud and annoying tune that kids would probably like. I was just ll freaked out and didnt know what to do, so i just... walked away and pretended that nothing happened.

Then in about an hour some of my parents visitors are going to come over. Last time it was awkward because i was in my room when they were in the hall, and i didn't want to go out and face them. The person who's coming over speaks REALLY fast so whenever he tells me something I say "Oh!" like I get it but in reality I dont. And I dont have to worry about answering any questions because he answers his own questions.

Yeah. That guy is pretty lame. But he's really kind and genuinely cares about what I do and stuff, so I respect him for respecting me. there's that saying "Its how you treat your inferiors that prove how much respect you have" and based on this quote and the fact that he respects me, i have to admit he is cool.

Today I saw a nine year old kid with a boyfriend.
Me: "Forever alone"

And the reason for that isn't just because he dumped me some days back, but because EVERY TIME I ike a guy, he's either in love with somebody else, is gay, or my best/close friend likes him. Every time!

Spiders are Grenades

Seeing a spider isn't the biggest problem. Its when it dissapears.


Some people hate that I'm scared of spiders. They all say the same thing- "It's smaller than you! Don't be afraid!" Yeah well so is a grenade.

On a totally different note, I bought another shampoo bottle to try it out! And when i went to shower, THIS happened: 

So you can see my problem. I went to the cupboard to go get it, but it was one of those moments where I went to my room and forgot why I went there in the first place.

I got "Happy new year" texts since like two in the morning yesterday. Reading them at night was like looking directly into the freaking sun! But I felt happy I wasn't forever alone (9GAG JOKE! YEAAH!)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S = (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you. I hope I make new ones or still have old ones before the 31st of this year. 

Narcissist banjo players

NEW UPDATE!
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Since it's 2012 now, I just thought I'd do another introductory post! And no, a new year does NOT mean a new me. There's gonna be no change in a person until 11:59pm December 2011 until the 1st JAN 00:01am!

I'm not gonna tell you all my name, but right now you can call me by my alias, "Ave" (as in the first three letters of "Average")! I'm going through the difficult and amazing year of my 14th year of birth, and It's going haywire so far. I... like Jello and waffles, I love my family and all my friends, I hate the "duck face" and I'm Tech addict.

I have short hair for a girl, and I wear glasses. I'm 5' tall (Which isn't really that short!) and my BMI says I'm pretty normal. So its not like I'm obese nor malnutritioned. I'm pretty good at school, and I'm a grade A(Star) Arts and Music student. I waste my life on Facebook and 9gag, and I'm not really proud of that. but its like an ADDICTION! I like doing random reps when I'm bored, my friends call this aspect of mine "Manly"! But I don't really think doing reps is a guy thing.

If i had to brag about anything it would be about... Me being able to play the guitar, bass, drums, piano and the banjo! I'm self learned in the bass, piano and banjo. Not like I'm bragging right now but... It just feels good to tell. I'm one of the honoured arts students in school, and i've never gone to any arts class before in my entire fourteen years of existence. The downside to this is probably my annoying blinking habit. I blink at least once every second, which i'm not sure is healthy or not. People find me hard to talk to because of this. But they still do because I'm awesome like that. Also, I'm a narcissist, which is pretty obvious from my posts.

I don't really have a boyfriend, and I'm not entirely sure if I want one either. If i could date one person in the whole world... it would be me. See, I told you I'm a narcissist.

My favourite colour is green and I enjoy playing guitar hero at arcades! My favourite band is muse, and they're on guitar hero too.

Well, I could go on bout myself forever, but what the heck its 2012 starting from today! Bring out the root beer!