- Parents: ...
- Me: ...
- Parents: ...
- Me: *Puts headphones on*
- Parents: wertyujk
- Me: What
- Parents: drefghjbngj
- Me: *Takes headphones off*
- Parents: ...
- Parents: ...
- Parents: ...
- Me: *Puts headphones back on*
- Parents: asdfguhvb
- Me: What
- Parents: EWSRTFGVHBJ
- Me: *Takes headphones off*
- Parents: ...
^Annoyance. All day, everyday.
Okay so Parents. the birth givers, and we need to remember that as we're growing up, they're growing old etc etc, but srsly when they accuse us of talking back
well excuse you I was just defending myself!
After many 'incidents' with friends coming over, I think we need a universal sign for "My parents don't know about that!" like why would you even mention events like that is it really necessary
50% of the time: You're an adult now, you can do things by yourself!
50% of the time: Shut up you know nothing, you're still a baby.
Also why do they think it's so easy to get straight A's in school. "B's aren't good enough" well excuse you juggling a social, academic and athletic life isn't easy. Athletics is what I live for JK LEL Doctor Who is my hoe. And David Tennant is my ultimate man candy ok not ok it's an addiction but well he's the definition of *DAAAAMN YOU FINE*.
When my parents are sleeping: me-*Literal pin drop silence*
When I'm sleeping: parents-"HEY WHY DON'T WE VACUUM THE HOUSE NOW"
Also if i'm in your house please please please don't leave me alone with your parents.
Okay so Parents. the birth givers, and we need to remember that as we're growing up, they're growing old etc etc, but srsly when they accuse us of talking back
well excuse you I was just defending myself!
After many 'incidents' with friends coming over, I think we need a universal sign for "My parents don't know about that!" like why would you even mention events like that is it really necessary
50% of the time: You're an adult now, you can do things by yourself!
50% of the time: Shut up you know nothing, you're still a baby.
Also why do they think it's so easy to get straight A's in school. "B's aren't good enough" well excuse you juggling a social, academic and athletic life isn't easy. Athletics is what I live for JK LEL Doctor Who is my hoe. And David Tennant is my ultimate man candy ok not ok it's an addiction but well he's the definition of *DAAAAMN YOU FINE*.
When my parents are sleeping: me-*Literal pin drop silence*
When I'm sleeping: parents-"HEY WHY DON'T WE VACUUM THE HOUSE NOW"
Also if i'm in your house please please please don't leave me alone with your parents.
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