So, I blink a lot talk pretty fast. Mny people ask me why I talk so fast. Today, I know my answer: "Why do you listen so slow?"
So now I'm on the computer, with one question on my mind: Which A-hole decided to cut naptime after kindergarten? Now be happy I didn't ruin this post with a hashtag. #HashtagsOnlyForTwitter
So I found this package for popcorn, with an "Easy open facility". I ended up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaer to open it. Easy open my foot.
So I'm thinking about my chemistry test. Ran into my teacher this morning. she told me 'Not to worry, the test is very easy'. Well, ofcourse its esy for her. SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWERS.
And, yesterday night i tried finding the light switch on my wall. Then i realised what I was doing- I was sexually rubbing the wall to turn the bightness on. Then I randomly started laughing. At 2AM in the night, when your parents are sleeping in their room next to your room, it wa a bad idea.
ciao amigoooos! I'm off to start reading the harry potter books now.
So now I'm on the computer, with one question on my mind: Which A-hole decided to cut naptime after kindergarten? Now be happy I didn't ruin this post with a hashtag. #HashtagsOnlyForTwitter
So I found this package for popcorn, with an "Easy open facility". I ended up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaer to open it. Easy open my foot.
So I'm thinking about my chemistry test. Ran into my teacher this morning. she told me 'Not to worry, the test is very easy'. Well, ofcourse its esy for her. SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWERS.
And, yesterday night i tried finding the light switch on my wall. Then i realised what I was doing- I was sexually rubbing the wall to turn the bightness on. Then I randomly started laughing. At 2AM in the night, when your parents are sleeping in their room next to your room, it wa a bad idea.
ciao amigoooos! I'm off to start reading the harry potter books now.
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