*Whoosh* ITS 2012!!!!!!

2012- Do we die or what? I really hope we don't, I'm just starting to socialize a little more!

Friendships were made and lost, relationships were made and lost, all in all 2011 has been a wonderful year!

I love each and every one of you guys who are taking the time to read this right now, i really do! this post is different from the other posts i made... this one is one of those dreaded emotional posts.

Friends come and go, boyfriends and girlfriends may dump you, but family is here to stay! And that is exactly why, instead of reading this, you should go and tell your parents, wherever they may be, that you love them. Its 2012! NEW YEARS' DAY! I'm writing this, because even though I love my parents, I love the people reading this!

2012 will be full of really exciting posts, I assure you, along with maybe some reviews of movies, books, jokes, trends, or anything I can come up with!

So my dear dear readers, spend some family time this time, on the first day of 2012!

Laters~

1640 hours

So do we die in 2012 or what?

Today, my dad and I went grocery shopping together.
My dad: "Keep the change!"
Checkout dude: "Um sir, this isn't enough.."
That awkward moment when!
Today, being the last day of this fantastic year, was full of strange awkward moments.

For example, the person behind me in queue farted today. I strained myself not to laugh!

I went out looking like a mess today, and then BAM!! I see someone from school and hot guys are practically everywhere.

And to top it off, when I was buying movie tickets today, the vendor said "Have a nice movie!" I replied "You too!" and when she asked me if the movie was for "16:40 hours?" I said "No it's for 4:40." and then she was all "16:40 right?" and I was all "No! 4:40!" an we talked about that for atleast three minutes, which is a lot if you consider everyone else were getting tickets in about thirty seconds.

Well guys, this is the last day of 2011, and I really really loved this year so far! I can't believe it! but 2012 is coming at us!

Cats and Crumbles

I wish music played in all the epic moments of my life, and not just in movies.

Now be honest, you know you do this! Unless you're actually a mother. this is funny because i JUST did this a minute back! My poker face is probably worse than the guys on top of mine though. Meh. Life.

My mom's calling me now, and she's not listening to any more of my "2 more minutes? pleaase?" Pleas. How I wish I was a cat.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

How I feel in a week

Spongebob and pudding!

So here are some questions that were emailed to me- And I'll be answering most of them in this post!
Its the first official segment for Asking Ave! (Ave was the best alias I could come up with)

1) Whats ur favourite pudding?
-> well, i love chocolate pudding a lot! BUT JELLO IS THE BEST!

2) What colour is your toothbrush?

-> Its my favourite colour- Green! and its from that brand "Oral-B". I see we have a future Dentist here.

3) Who's ur fav person in twilight?

-> Tyler Crowley! He's the guy that almost ran bella over with a truck.

4) Do you like pickles?

-> Yes and no, it depends on my mood. But I do like the mayor in the power puff girls kids show who eats the pickles!

5) Who lives in a pineapple under the tree?

-> SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! I am so glad you asked me that! Shout out to you, Stacy, for asking me that amazing question! SPONGEBOB 4 LYFE!

6) What would you do, if, one morning you wake up and turn out to be a man?

-> Tell as many girls I can they they're beautiful and never give up on themselves! And I'd speak a lot, I think low voices are smexy

Laundry and Racism.

Laundry teaches kids racism.

I wonder what my kids will look like in the future. Its weird to think that the person we'll be marrying is walking on the surface of the earth right now.

A common question I come across is- Dogs or cats? Well, in all honesty, I prefer dogs but I dont mind cats. How i view dogs: Golden retriever, German shepherd, Doberman, chocolate poodle
How I view cats: Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat.

I got a text message last night, at nine, and it said "Are you asleep?" I replied with "No i was in a coma. Thanks a load for saving my life."

I've been thinking about aliens lately, area 41 and all that. I cant help but think that aliens aided in making the internet so that they could conquer up easily and we wont really be able to do much from stopping them. Then i thought of another thing:

What if we all see different colours, but call them by the same name?

We're gonna get a song called "Nuclear Bomb" soon for sure.

I hate the guys who go out in the last minute during tag.
"Tag, you're it!" "screw it I'm not playing anymore."
People like that^ sicken me. 

Listening to old songs now. "Baby you're a firework!" wow she's telling us to explode and die. How inspiring! "I'd catch a grenade for you!" I'd rather someone pushes me out of the way. Who the frog wants to CATCH a frikin grenade? "We gon rock this club, like its dynamite!" Since when is dynamite a rock?
Firework.
Grenade.
Dynamite.
I'm still waiting for "Nuclear bomb" to be released.


I think voldemorts parents took the "I got your nose!" game way too seriously. The seriousness in them was siriusly riddikulus.

SUBWAY: Eat Fresh!

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in the shelf because your mother said no. That blink of sadness when you check the price tag on an item you love.

Me and my cousin went to the pool an hour back. It started raining, and she got out and actually, she told me: "Get out of the pool, its raining! you might get wet!"
Oh dear. Oh dear. She probably has issues.

I hate it when one string of my hoodie becomes longer than the other. Then when we try to fix it, we almost choke ourselves. But hoodies are still cool. Heelies too! We don't just walk in the park anymore- hell yeah, we HEELIE!

My mom got me a pack of Oreo's today! and LIKE A BOSS, i thought of eating it like how people do in the commercial. So, first i twisted it and then... It broke. It was so depressing. Some girls never eat anything and starve themselves to be skinny- I can eat everything in my fridge right now in 10 minutes. LIKE A BOSS.

My friend called me today and all he said was: "She's waiting for you" "Who's waiting for me?" "She is. She's in the bathroom.She's waiting. And once she gets hold of you... She'll torture you. Run away, before she becomes strong enough to Come out and kill you."

I want to gut the frikin nerd who called me. Now i'm petrified of peeing. i ate a sub today for lunch, and i actually got a decent sub! Except the guy at the counter asked for $6.20, and i gave him $6.50, and he didn't return my thirty cents. That stealing bastard. But i love Subway! Over there we can EAT FRESH *whoosh*

Those notebooks with little squares instead of lines

Today I'm feeling lazier than the guy who made the Libyan flag. No offence to Libya, you guys are pretty cool! Shout out to all the Libyans reading this post! You guys are cool. and My favourite colour is green.

I found out that, Eduardo Saverin, CFO of Facebook and a great meteorologist, lives RIGHT HERE in SINGAPORE! See, for some people, this is no big deal. But, for a Facebook addict such as myself, when I found out my face was like this: (O_O) when usually my face is like this: (-_-)

Yeah my face is usually always like (-_-), getting wide-eyed is something that i almost never do.

HE LIVES IN SINGAPORE! but is rarely seen anywhere, so i think a little piece of my heart chipped off.

For a designer event, I'm supposed to create a dream house. I'm supposed to make it Big and Beautiful. I'm gonna also make it Perfect and pretty. Design a house online?  I'm going to have to first go over to a book store and buy a notebook with little squares instead of lines. Kids stuff. Then I'm going to have to do the math and build every wall, and align every window and door. Then I'm going to have to decide on the colour of the walls, doors, et cetera.

Then I'll make an artist's impression. I don't know if the board will be expecting that, but seeing as though I'm one of the only arts students taking this up, I'll provide one for extra credit. After this manual creation, I'm going to take the next step forward and then rebuild my manual work online.

But after all this I'm going to have to make a hard-table-top model, made out of everyday materials such as thermocol and cardboard. 3-D visual and online designs are not allowed. Weird. Well there's nothing I can do about that.

I'm under a lot of pressure. Which is good, because I work best under pressure. Actually, no, i work only under pressure.

Well, this is the first blog post in which I have actually written about my work and allotted assignments. I'm sorry for those of you who are dissapointed, but my theory is, that if i blog about it, i can keep track of my work and be more organized. Well, all my post aren't going to be like this, I'm thinking of adding those funny pictures with the captions, an 'ask the average girl' post and I will definitely be continuing blogging like I did before!

Somehow, I don't feel very lazy now. I guess I'll brush my teeth and go to a book and stationary store!

Weddings and weather

Today, I went to subway around three hours before the wedding. It went like this:
"I'd like to have a seven dollar footling, please."
"Sure that'll be $7.50."
"What did you just tell me?"

The person next to me seemed to find this funny. I found it disturbing because I didn't have the extra fifty cents. Then the kind person gave me fifty cents! Yeah just kidding. truth is I went home sad, alone and hungry.

But the marriage just wiped out EVERYTHING! I loved every moment! meeting new people, seeing the couple, hearing embarrassing stories about the bride and the groom- it was wonderful! This is the highlight of the post, the main reason I made this post was to tell how amazingly well the wedding turned out to be!

On a side note, I've always wanted to judge a spelling bee.
"Spell "weather"."
"could you use it in a sentence please?"
"I don't know whether the weather will be good or bad tomorrow."

The person's expression after hearing this would be priceless!

There was a question in my homework assignment today, "Write your thesis" and I swear to god, I wrote "Thesis SPARTA!" and cut it out in such a way before moving on and writing the actual thesis that the letters are still obvious! can't wait to see how well I do in that assignment.

Cops and Pikachu

Only at McDonald's do they say "Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight".
I think I'm going to launch a complaint to McDonald's. I found a fry in my salt today.


I think cops should yell "PIKACHUUU! I CHOOSE YOU!" before they tazer someone. It sucks when you're eating cereal and the last four pieces are all "Try and catch me loser!".


The social network is a movie that never fails to amaze me! I just want to be a hacker right now really badly! so to amuse myself I did this:

Step one: turn on the video

Step two: go to hackertyper(dot)net and type randomly

Step three: feel like a hacker

Hacking win! Aw yeah baby!

on a random note, here's a quote:
DISNEY: teaching you not to talk to a stranger. unless they're hot.

i have a sore throat today. Therefore I feel the irresistible urge to swallow every minute.

Pandas and Tacos

Waking up for school: |(-_-)|
waking up on a holiday: \('O')/


Is it pronounced "Two thousand and twelve" or "Twenty twelve"? Heck with that, 2011 has been a simply stunning year, and I doubt if (and I hope that) 2012 would be better! two more days until 1/1/12, but I get the feeling nobody cares. Admit it, we're all going to meet our friends and say "Oh my! I haven't talked to you since last year!" when meeting them.


And to all the haters- I don't care if i cant sing. I like the song. Therefore I shall sing. But when I'm depressed and I sing, i realize my voice is the worst of my problems.

This is how my week goes:
mmooooonnndaaaaaay
ttuuuueesssdaaaaayyyy
wwweeddnnneesssday
thuuuuuursssdayyyyyy
friday saturdaysunday


I love pandas. Theyre so chiill! They're like, black white AND asian! yet...not mexican...
I love pandas with tacos!

Henley Sequence

School is over = forget all that you've learnt!

I'm dreading the time when school reopens. The exams will come back, and the worst part is I haven't finished my art book! See, I'm really extravagant at art (I know i might be bragging, but it feels good to tell!) but, when art became a subject, it started to bore me. EVERYTHING IS FUN- until you get graded on it.

I lost my phone after blogging on it yesterday night. Since I am a tech addict, i totally freaked out over it today morning. "The Henley Sequence" played out in my head. For those of you who know the Henley Sequence, you'd understand how pressurizing it was. When i first couldn't find my phone, my head played a preview of "The fifth symphony" by beethoven. Is it just me or is it getting classical in here?

Asked my friend what would happen if there was no google, and he's actually googling it! That is so rad! aw darnit. I can't find my phone! I regret leaving it in silent mode right now.

So i was watching an NC16 movie yesterday, and nothing seemed sick, no "Scenes" at all that included NC16 stuff, then my dad walks by and BOOM two people almost start doing it. It's funny how you can be kind to people for fourteen long years, but one mistake and your interrogated about the movies you watch.

The duck face -Things I hate

Profile pictures:
Guys: (•_•)
Girls: (•3•)

What's WRONG with girls and this new "Duck face" phase!? and they keep saying "BBM me later" "BBM me when u get back" "You wanna go out? BBM me!" WHY BBM!? I DON'T EVEN OWN A BLACKBERRY!

I hate it, absolutely hate it, when I see skinny girls not accepting food after I've said "Let's eat!". After the skinnies say "Nah we don't want to put on weight, but you can eat it if you want to." I gain pounds just by looking at the food. I wish I could eat as much as I ever wanted without becoming fatter. that would be like so cool!

I also hate drying off with wet towels. I hate it when people talk obsessively about someone, over and over again. I hate it when my friends accidentally tear a page in a book of mine. I hate it when a friend asks if she could have a sip off my drink, and drinks half the glass.

I don't like it when I see the word "Explain" on a question in an exam. Whenever I see "explain" or "elaborate" on an exam, the tiny voice in my head whispers "Shoot me now." just like it.is.taking.small.pauses.when.reading.this. I also hate when people talk.like.this.as.if.it.makes.the.point.clearer.

I hate that my parents and teachers treat me like adults but expect me to behave like a child.

But I love jello! it's 1:00AM in the night and I feel like peeing. Damn. the ghost inside my bathroom might attack me. I hate these midnight bathroom moments too.

-Afternote-
1:04 AM- I'm back after peeing! and I'm ALIVE!

Example Memes on facebook chat!

THERE ARE FINALLY MEMEs ON FACEBOOK CHAT! I've been waiting for so long!
For those of you who don't know memes, you are MISSING OUT! Go to 9gag.com ASAP..!
Here are some Memes- Just go to chat, leave a space between your words and the emoticons, and put this on:

[[171108522930776]] TroLL
[[164413893600463]] MEGUSTA
[[218595638164996]] YAO
[[189637151067601]] Lol
[[129627277060203]] Pkr face.
[[227644903931785]] F ALONE.
[[100002752520227]] OKAY
[[105387672833401]] FK YEA.
[[100002727365206]] CH AC.
[[125038607580286]] Forever alone navidad.
[[143220739082110]] FK KIDDING ME.
[[168040846586189]] Feel like a Sir.
[[169919399735055]] NOT BAD
[[142670085793927]] M O G.
[[170815706323196]] Cereal Guy
[[167359756658519]] NO
[[224812970902314]] Derp
[[192644604154319]] Derpina

PROJECT SQUIRREL.

Does anyone else hate it when someone groans..?

Here's my view on the concept of "groaning".

When somebody groans during a movie i suggested, or when I'm in the middle of a really well thought out joke and somebody groans, it mkes me want to time travel back to the past and prevent suggesting anything.

Do people even have manners? i mean, to just groan around as if im not with them? whats happening to the world? Does anyone even care about each others "feelings" anymore?

I swear to god, the next time someone groans, THIS'll happen:

Me: So Eat, Pray, Love was a really well thought out movie, we should like get together and see it sometime!

Groaner: Oh...*Groan* do we have to? I'd rather watch something else.

I get the point! What was the point of "groaning" in the middle though? what you just like rubbing it in me or something?

SO THIS IS MY IDEA to rid the world of groaning:

The next time you hear anyone you know groan, even if they're in the middle of a sentence, just screeam "SQUIRREL!" and point somewhere.

My theory is if you freak them, they'll stop groaning completely...

So let's start this project...soon to be known around the world as...

PROJECT SQUIRREL.

Knock-out Marry

I make unnecessary noises when I'm bored.


Here's a knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Mary" "Marry who?" "Marry me!"
And the reason I told you guys that joke was because I'm going to a wedding tomorrow! I'm so excited, I might actually meet someone my age there! And, yeah, two people are getting married.


I really hope I don't get the urge to pee tonight! Last night i was all: "Eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts!" and then I raced to my room and covered myself for protection. Protection for what, I dont really know. Maybe that monster under my bed.
Yeah, i don't know. as if the monster will be all "I'm going to kill he- Oh darn it she's under a blanket."


I went out with Koen today for a movie. I brought awesome Limeade along with me. Koen asked for a sip and this is how it went: "Can i have a sip?" "sure thing" "*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
If I die, I'd give Koen my Facebook account. He could update my status every once in  while and freak people out! That would be totally rad!
I told him about how a pretentious asshole dumped me this morning and this is what Koen told me: "You were born without him. You can live without him. Now shut up and watch the movie." Ah Koen. Giving the best advice since i first met him in 2010.

Watermelon lollipop

Unwrapping a lollipop is one of life's most challenging missions.


My grandfather just told me a very old joke. very old as in ancient. I had to fake a laugh, but i dont think my grandfather bought it, because he spent another hour explaining the joke to me. Yes, an hour. I'm not exaggerating. He told me a joke about the great depression and then explained the great depression to me. From scratch.


Hey, this lollipop tastes pretty good. I didn't think watermelon flavoured would taste so good. Over here in Singapore, Bubblegum, chewing gum and all that is illegal. I know its weird, you probably dont believe me, but i swear to god, its illegal.
Thats exactly why the first thing i but when i'm overseas is a pack of gum. I have bubble-blowing skills, nd my nation fails to reconize that. Well, that was a pretty bad joke. But my grandmother thought it was funny! so HA!


As a cynic i expect the worst, I am rarely dissapointed! true story. 

Shampoo commercials

Best idea ever- Books where the letters glow in the dark.

I have insomnia. With insomnia, i don't get sleep at night at all, and i do practically nothing except stare at the ceiling and think about my boyfriend or something. so books with glow-in-the-dark letters would be totally awesome for us insomnia stricken humans! I also eat at night when I'm bored, so on  brighter side, this can be Insom-nom-nom-nia, hahaha!

A facebook post i saw: "I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on!"

and I thought- this is one of those places where the difference between "then" and "than" really matter. The post had seventeen likes, and i was just like, do the likers even know proper English?

I bought this new shampoo, and its freaking awesome, so when i was washing my hair today morning, i was pretending to be in a shampoo commercial while staring at the bathroom mirror. before leaving the bathroom, i whispered "Because you're worth it..." and smiled mysteriously. The "Advertisement" would have been better if i had long hair, but whatever. My hair is so soft now!

Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella, waiting for it to rain. I'll do my homework later.

Nazi or Zombie?

I put the "Pro" in "Procrastination"!


I woke up today morning feeling sleepy. Not like a G6, nor like a paper bag. then i felt my face an got  rush of panic. a HUGE pimple growing on the face of my...uh...face! darrrn it i have to live with that for around three days... THREE DAYS! this is so embarrassing.


But as i always say... when god gives challenges dont say "WHY ME!" say "TRY ME!" instead! thats a seriously inspirational quote.

I'm interested in saving energy now. SAVE ENERGY! how would YOU feel if someone turned you on and then left?! don't make the poor electrical non-living switches go through all the pain and depression..! 
No i'm feeling so fly like a g6.


I wish i could wear shades. A sexy pair of shades. I would look so good with them! BUT- i have Glasses.    shades  +  glasses  =  no comfort at all  +  looks pretty lame.


Why is it called "Ping Pong"? it sounds... just wrong. Of all the things it could be called, we decided to call it "Ping Pong"? Try calling it "Ding Dong". Yeah now call it "Ping Pong". Not much difference right? They both sound weird.


I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint. Now i blog. I changed for the better. What would you rather be? a Nazi or a Zombie? this question haunts me. If i had to choose I'd choose... i dont really know yet.

Smelly shampoo

Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.

i FINALLY completed some of my homework! just a little more to go! I'll let future me take care of the rest later. I used like this new shampoo and now my hair is so soft and smelly! wait i mean smelly in a good way, not smelly in a bad way. My choice of words to say my hair smells good was probably the worst kind.

In my room i sing decently... In my classroom my voice is the worst problem i have when singing... but in the bathroom I'm an international pop star! just me? I dont think so. i found this out when i was singing "Jello" -Far east movement while taking a shower.


I met this man today, my dad said he was some old friend, and this guy was like "I remember you when you were little! You've grown so much! look at your pretty face!" and all that, and in my mind i was just like "WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!" then he was like "Do you remember me? i dont think you do, you were so small the last time i saw you!" and then he was all "Do you have a brother? oh no you dont, i'm confusing you with someone else maybe haha" and in my mind i was just like "STOP ANSWERING YOUR OWN QUESTIONS!!"


I'm no psychologist, but a psychologist would call him... Paranoid.


I'm listening to far east movement and all i can think is "These dawgs got swagga!" and tht snoop dogg doesnt. why do people like snoop dogg anyway? he's frikin creepy. no offence snoop.


BUBBLEGUM  IS ILLEGAL HERE! i'm dying! I.NEED.SOME.NOW!

Maybe all coffee's aren't that bad

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

Here I am, alone in a house, watching "Eat Pray and Love" and thinking about jello. Being lazy is life at its BEST! Since I'm a girl, my phone is 1 meter away from me. the stereo system is on, and I look like shiz (Sexy shiz) but I'm free from the grasp of adults! immaturity all the way. I have coke, leftover pizza, a good home theatre system - Yeah baby!


but i wish i had jello with me. jello brightens up my day like nothing else. Bet you didnt notice the the word "the" has been said twice! If you did notice - I dont really know what to say here, hahaha.


I'm still not liking coffee. My friend, Koen, says he likes this one specific type of coffee and that i should try it out, but i completely forgot the name. We're fighting now, cos i trolled him and he said "You...son of a gun" in a sexy way. As much as i was turned on by that, i was thinking about waffle shaped jello the whole time.


...
Just got off the phone with Koen. He says he's sick. I told him to "get well soon" and this is exactly what he told me:
"Get Well Soon! Why Get Well Soon? Why Not Get Well Now? I Know Because You Want Me To Suffer!!!"
and that's exactly how we're friends again!


My friends think I'm crazy
My close friends think i'm outgoing
But Koen knows I'm completely insane! haha

Brutal Lego pieces

Video games don't make kids violent. Lag does.


I'm supposed to go do my homework, but ten more minutes blogging wouldn't hurt, now would it? No, I'm not addicted. Okay, maybe a little addicted. But I'm not very addicted.
After all, worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. The voices in my head are telling me I'm addicted to blogging. Those little liars.


Ohmygod! i just found a ring and put it on, and now its STUCK to my finger! I am panicking! Gaaaaaaah!


Yep i got it out after rinsing my hand and going through a lot of  pain. Well, things could be worse. I could have stepped on a lego piece. Thank god I didnt. The last time i stepped on a lego piece... Excruciating pain, i swear to god. Simply brutal, those little things are.

Banana Homework

I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.


The hell-hole gave me loads of homework to finish and none of them - NONE OF THEM - can be printed out. Fifty deep critical analysis questions, three web-based projects and two stories that need to be ten pages long each, and my teachers expect me to WRITE everything down. 

you probably think I shouldn't be blogging now with so much homework, but i'm just taking a well deserved break right after taking a well deserved break! I have a completely rational excuse.


Here's a REAL question in my math worksheet:

ba × n²a² = ?

IT PRACTICALLY SPELLS BANANA! oh i love math worksheets after this incident!

Oh now my mom just started a chat with me on gmail. She says "all you do is sit on that computer." I just typed back "No, i sit on a chair." she says "Dont you type to me in that tone."
Guess who's in trouble for answering rationally (back talking)! i love my mom, i really do, but sometimes i have a personality too! Ohmygod what i said rhymes. Wow. I am now a poet!


colour-blind people must have a tought time making verses. For example:
Roses are grey

violets are grey

I'm colour-blind

and bad at rhyming

no offence to the people who get offended by this, i don't men any harm.

I should probably do my homework now.

Waffles and Jello

They should start making fat barbies.

and Fat Kens. But I dont really like Ken. Ken is weird. I'm convinced Spiderman's parents were actually lilly and james potter. Both killed, Spider man having super powers, and all that. People say I'm weird to be thinking that.

To that i say - HELL NO I'M NOT! everybody else is just extra boring. I want to start a movement on the internet, with some abbreviation of some sort, but i just dont know what to make! i got a few so far:


LOLWAST- Laughing Out Loud With A Straight Face (I dont think it will catch on, it seems mean to me somehow. or is it just me?)
WTMFHAT- "wait till my father hears about this!" -Draco
DXT - Dont Xray Things (dont over examine)
FIN - Thats it, the end, shows over (My froject has finned itself)
Spoo - Perfection (It was so spoo)

I heard this song "A day without you is like a year without rain" ( i know i'm late with the song, but whatever) and my interpretation was... "A day without internet is like a year without rain"! am i getting addicted to the internet? Nahh psh. No way.


I found out Mark Zuckerberg's name is spelt Mark Zuckerberg and not Zuckerburg. That means the first line of  my first article in my blog had a spelling mistake. Isn't that wonderful? Scarred for life. Oh wait. I could just go edit it...
Nah i like leaving things original.

And i Like Jello. I love Jello. There's almost nothing better than Jello! Except... the internet. and waffles. and my family. and my friends. and my phone.
Actually... Jello is way cooler than waffles.
I wonder how waffles with Jello in them would taste? but then again, how would Waffle flavoured Jello taste? 

Santa Claus is a wizard.

I just had an insightful talk with my friend about how Santa Claus is a wizard. Are all days after Christmas this boring?  

IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE I'M SHOUTING and this talks normally, I woNDer WhaT ThIS sOUndS LIkE? this question haunts me every night! And it annoys me every day. From this i guess you can comprehend that i dont have much in my head everyday. Every holiday, at least. Especially on vacations.

9 MORE DAYS TILL I'M BACK IN THE HELL-HOLE. Well it's not really a hell-hole, me being with my friends and all. But the teachers are like different forms of Satan. Especially this evil chemistry teacher of mine.Everyday i wake up hoping she gets deported back to where she's from. I know thats mean, BUT SHE'S  WORSE TO US!

I like blogging. I like people seeing my blog. I like Facebook, but i just logged out to make a couple posts in both my blogs right now~ Friendster is probably a fossil right about now. Heck i dont even know why i care, I'm not even on Friendster. I hate gaiaonline right now. But i used to love it for three years straight. I'm just really bored of it now. But I still hate Coffee.

God i want to eat a chocolate waffle right now. I really want to. The texture, the cream, the way the chocolate melts in my mouth while i chew the waffle... Yeah i want a chocolate waffle. And since it's 11:22 i am going to sleep. Well, not really, I'm just going to try to go to sleep. or play with my phone. or something.

PODCASTS HERE I COME...!

I BLINK A LOT

Pretty much wanted to start blogging because of Mark Zuckerburg (I don't know the spelling okay?!) and "the social network. I'm a lonely person who spends time on 9gag and Facebook and twitter. But recently, i don't really like twitter. I used to worship twitter before though. But the 140 character limit was pretty lame. Blogging is the same thing, i guess, but there's no character limit here.

I don't really like coffee. I've never liked coffee. What i DO like, however, is hot chocolate. A nice cup filled with some won't disappoint me right now. I feel strangely cold, and Singapore is tropical, we don't have any winter. Cutting all that, I'm currently (almost) 14 years old, have guy-ish aspects (I'm a girl) and have a drop dead awesome hair cut. the hair reaches my chin. but the style is awesome.

I love anime, real life movies, Music, playing instruments, YouTube,  video games, 9GAG (4LYFE) and am addicted to Facebook. I don't really mind school, i have many friends there (but i wouldn't really call myself popular). I wear glasses - they're red in color.  my skin is brown. My eyes are a dark shade of brown. my lips are pinkish. I'm 5' tall. I like ping pong and being awesome on a regular basis.

I blink a lot. many people find that annoying, but others find it... hard to talk to me, but it's manageable.